I actually really just wanna hangout with my little dweeb and not really anyone else.
adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”
me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY
whoa if u type ur password on tumblr it will block it out
so yall were gonna let me play myself like that
when two of your friends get into an argument and they both try to drag you in for support and you’re like
when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences: